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Peter Kay Truths

Inspired quotes and truths from Peter Kay "You never run out of salt"...

Some assorted one-liners - Oneliners Some truths from Peter Kay

  1. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
  2. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
  3. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
  4. You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
  5. Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
  6. Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
  7. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
  8. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
  1. Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
  2. You never know where to look when eating a banana.
  3. Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
  4. Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
  5. Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
  6. You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
  7. Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
  8. The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
  9. The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
  10. Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
  11. Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed halfway through and then raced against the flush.
  12. Old women with mobile phones look wrong !

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Note many of these one liners are said to have originated from sources prior to Peter Kay.

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