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Funny Sayings from Courts

A collection of what people have said in court whilst standing trial.


Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July fifteen.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.


Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.


Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

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From a little book called "Disorder in the Court."

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