Funny Stuff
Favourite Funny Quotes
“ I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
"In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature"..
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."
"Why should we close a hospital because it has no patients? We don't disband the Army just because there isn't a war."
George: 'I'm absolutely top-hole, sir, with an ying and yang and yippiedeedoo.'
Favourite Funny Videos
- Best of Pink Panther Video Clips
- Pink Panther
- Tommy Cooper
- Weakest Link - Hip Hop Video Clip
- Peter Kay - includes John Smiths ads
- Inspiration News
Peter Seller accidently smashes a piano to pieces
“But that’s a priceless Steinway!” –Woman:
“Not anymore it isn’t” – Peter Sellers
More Pages worth seeing
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
- Spike Milligan
