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Peter Kay

“ I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."

Funny Exam Answers

"In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature"..

Dougals Adams Quotes

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."

Spike Milligan Quotes

"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."

Yes Minister quotes

"Why should we close a hospital because it has no patients? We don't disband the Army just because there isn't a war."

Blackadder IV

George: 'I'm absolutely top-hole, sir, with an ying and yang and yippiedeedoo.'

Favourite Funny Videos

  1. Best of Pink Panther Video Clips
  2. Peter Seller accidently smashes a piano to pieces
    “But that’s a priceless Steinway!” –Woman:
    “Not anymore it isn’t” – Peter Sellers

  3. Pink Panther
  4. Tommy Cooper
  5. Weakest Link - Hip Hop Video Clip
  6. Peter Kay - includes John Smiths ads
  7. Inspiration News

More Pages worth seeing

On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!

- Spike Milligan

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