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Dads Army Quotes
Selected quotes from popular BBC show "Dad's Army"
When Jones addresses Mainwaring Jones: Permission to speak, sir Jones: Permission to whisper, sir Jones: Permission to wake you up, sir When a crisis occurs Jones: Don't Panic! Don't Panic! Frazer: We're doomed! After Frazer has been proved wrong Frazer: I never doubted you for a minute. Private Pike whining at a situation Private Pike: I'll tell Mum.
Selected Scene Dads Army
German U-boat Captain: I am making notes, Captain, and your name will go on the list; and when we win the war you will be brought to account. Captain Mainwaring: You can write what you like, You're not going to win the war! U-boat Captain: Oh yes we are. Mainwaring: Oh no you're not. U-boat Captain: Oh yes we are! Pvt. Pike: [Singing] Whistle while you work, Hitler is a twerp, he's half-barmy, so is his army, whistle while you work! U-boat Captain: Your name will also go on the list! What is it? Mainwaring: Don't tell him, Pike! U-boat Captain: Pike!
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Frazer: I am refusing to obey. Mainwaring: You'll be in charge of the liquor permits Frazer. Frazer: I'm right behind you Captain.
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