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Selected quotes from popular BBC show "Dad's Army"

When Jones addresses Mainwaring

   Jones: Permission to speak, sir
   Jones: Permission to whisper, sir
   Jones: Permission to wake you up, sir

When a crisis occurs

   Jones: Don't Panic! Don't Panic!

   Frazer: We're doomed!

After Frazer has been proved wrong

   Frazer: I never doubted you for a minute.

Private Pike whining at a situation

   Private Pike: I'll tell Mum. 

Selected Scene Dads Army

German U-boat Captain: I am making  notes, Captain, and your name will go  on the list; and when we win the war  you will be brought to account.
   Captain Mainwaring: You can write  what you like, You're not going to win the war!
   U-boat Captain: Oh yes we are.
   Mainwaring: Oh no you're not.
   U-boat Captain: Oh yes we are!
   Pvt. Pike: [Singing] Whistle while you work, Hitler is a twerp, he's half-barmy, so is his army, whistle while you work!
   U-boat Captain: Your name will also go on the list! What is it?
   Mainwaring: Don't tell him, Pike!
   U-boat Captain: Pike! 


Frazer: I am refusing to obey.

Mainwaring: You'll be in charge of  the liquor permits Frazer.

Frazer: I'm right behind you Captain.

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