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Why the sun lightens our hair,
but  darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their  mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the  headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why  "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors  call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on  "Start"
to stop Windows 98?  

Why  lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing
 liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your  money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavoured  cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a
"new &  improved" flavour?

Why Noah didn't swat those two  mosquitoes?

Why they sterilise the needle for lethal  injections?
Why they  don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the
 indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it  rains?

Why they are called apartments when
they are  all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress  the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?

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