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On hairdryer "Do not use when sleeping..."

In case you  need further proof that the human race is doomed because of
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer  goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my  hair).

On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner!   No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that  would be how???)
On some  frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion:  Defrost".
(But,  it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu  dessert
(printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside  down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks  & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after  heating".
(And you thought????...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because???)

On most  brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an  American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions:  Open  packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't  blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's  superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you  to fly".

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