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funny quotes on getting older and dealing with old age.

“Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative.”

Maurice Chevalier

“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re abroad, there’s nothing you can do.”

Golda Meir. Israel PM

“I guess I don’t mind so much being old, as I mind being fat and old.”

Peter Gabriel, British Pop Musician

“Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendent's outnumber your friends.”

Ogden Nash

“Don’t let ageing get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.”

John Wagner, US born British writer

“At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.”


“Old age takes away what we’ve inherited and gives us what we’ve earned.”

Gerald Brenan

“I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?

Barry Cryer

“The age of a woman doesn’t mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.”

Ralph Waldo Emerson.

“As you grow old, you lose interest in sex, your friends drift away and your children often ignore you. There are other advantages of course, but these are the outstanding ones.”

Richard Needham, British politician.

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