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Funny Epitaphs

Funny epitaphs on people's graves

·  Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go.

Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont

·  Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest man.
And that is Strange.

A lawyer’s tombstone in England

·  Here lies
Ezekial Aikle
Age 102
The Good
Die Young

·  Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising

In Ruidoso, New Mexico

·  Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann

Dec. 8, 1767

·  Reader if cash thou art
In want of any
Dig 4 feet deep
And thou wilt find a Penny.

John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery

·  Gone away Owin' more
Than he could pay

Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England

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