Funny Epitaphs
Funny epitaphs on people's graves
· Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go.
Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont
· Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest man.
And that is Strange.
A lawyer’s tombstone in England
· Here lies
Ezekial Aikle
Age 102
The Good
Die Young
· Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising
In Ruidoso, New Mexico
· Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann
Dec. 8, 1767
· Reader if cash thou art
In want of any
Dig 4 feet deep
And thou wilt find a Penny.
John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery
· Gone away Owin' more
Than he could pay Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England
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