Funny Quotes on Life

Funny Quotes on Life and the experience of getting older

“Experience is a terrible teacher who sends horrific bills.”

Unknown.

“For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done.”

Richard Needham.

“If I had my life to live over again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.”

Tallulah Bankhead.

“If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber.”

Albert Einstein.theoretical physicist.

“The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.”

Muhammed Ali, US boxer

“I have lived in the world just long enough to look carefully the second time into those things that I am most certain of the first time.”

Josh Billings US writer.