Funny Political Quotes

"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
- G.B. Shaw

"In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well."
Len Deighton quotes

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy."

Earnest Benn

"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it."

Clarence Darrow (American lawyer, speaker and writer, 1857-1938)

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Dan Quayle

" For NASA, space is still a high priority.
Dan Quayle

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
- Dan Quayle

"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
- President Gerald Ford

"If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.
- Dan Quayle

" I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
- Hillary Clinton

"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.
- Ronald Reagan

"I want to start by saying something nice about President Bush. Of all the presidents we've had with the last name of Bush, his economic plan ranks in the top two."
Senator John Kerry

"A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen."

Winston Churchill (British orator, author and prime minister during World War II. 1874-1965)

"According to this week's Time magazine, President George Bush is a serious fitness buff. He works out 60 to 90 minutes a day with weights. Apparently he likes working out because it 'clears his mind.' Sometimes it works a little too well."
Jay Leno

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

Harry S Truman (American 33rd president of the United States, 1884-1972)

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