Funny Birthday Quotes

funny quotes about birthdays and getting older

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Robert Frost US poet

“You’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.”

Felix Severn

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”

Father Larry Lorenzoni

“When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be 90.”

Steven Wright, US comedian

“My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows”

anon

“for all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.”

“about the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.”

Gloria Pitzer

“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.”

Truman Capote

“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.”

Billie Burke