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The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius
Oscar Wilde
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up.'
Joe Namath
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
Mark Twain
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Harry S. Truman
I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.
Jim Loy
I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on.
Josephine Baker
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke -- and that the joke is oneself.
More Cute Funny Quotes
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
- When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
- Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
- You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
- Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
- Death is hereditary.
- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
- Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
- They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
- I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
- Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.