Funny Judge Jokes
Funny jokes about judges and criminals. "It is alcohol and alcohol alone that is responsible for all your present problems...
"I'll tell you what the matter with you is." said the judge. "It is alcohol and alcohol alone that is responsible for all your present problems.
"Oh thank you very much, everyone else said it was my own fault."
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad away..
Lawyer says to criminal "I'm afraid your guilty"
Criminal says "Can I not have a second opinion?"
Lawyer:" Yes, your very ugly too..."
The police arrested 2 kids the other day for playing with fireworks and stealing batteries.
They charged one and let the other off...
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