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Funny Doctor Doctor Jokes

selection of jokes about Doctors and patients

Doctor, Doctor, I've swallowed a role of photographic film!

Hmmm lets hope nothing develops.

Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible

Who said that?

Doctor doctor people keep ignoring me.

Next please.

A Man goes to the doctor with a banana in his right ear, an apple in his left ear and a cucumber up his nose. He asks the doctor what's the matter with me?

The doctor says "Your not eating properly"

Doctor: I would suggest that the best solution is for you to give up drinking.

Patient: And what the next best Solution?

(reminds me of the quote by Mae West. "I once gave up drinking and smoking.... It was the worst 2 hours of my life.

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