Funny Doctor Doctor Jokes
selection of jokes about Doctors and patients
Doctor, Doctor, I've swallowed a role of photographic film!
Hmmm lets hope nothing develops.
Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible
Who said that?
Doctor doctor people keep ignoring me.
Next please.
A Man goes to the doctor with a banana in his right ear, an apple in his left ear and a cucumber up his nose. He asks the doctor what's the matter with me?
The doctor says "Your not eating properly"
Doctor: I would suggest that the best solution is for you to give up drinking.
Patient: And what the next best Solution?
(reminds me of the quote by Mae West. "I once gave up drinking and smoking.... It was the worst 2 hours of my life.
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