Spiritual Jokes
Spiritual Joke 1
What did the Yogi say when he walked into the Zen Pizza Parlor?
"Make me one with everything."
Spiritual Joke 2
When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill.
The proprietor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said "Don't I get change?"
The proprietor said, "Change must come from within."
Spiritual Joke 3
Two men meet on the street.
One asks the other: "Hi, how are you?"
The other ones replies: "I'm fine, thanks."
"And how's your son? Is he still unemployed?"
"Yes, he is. But he is meditating now."
"Meditating? What's that?"
"I dont know. But it's better than sitting around and do nothing!"
Spiritual Joke 4
A priest and bus driver lived together and one day thay also together died.
They go to st. Peter standing before heaven gate. He allows the bus driver to go to one of the highest heavens but the priest has to wait.
He waits for long time and finally goes to st. Peter and asks: "Why could that bus driver go to the highest heaven and I, who all my life spoke about God, have to wait for such a long time?"
St. Peter said: "When you were speaking to the people at your church everybody was sleeping, but when that bus driver was driving everybody prayed!"
Spiritual Joke Number 5
Man to God : "O Lord, I want peace".
God to Man : "When you remove yourself of 'I' and the 'want' you will automatically have peace."
Mr. Smith, upon arriving at the heavenly gates, was asked by St. Peter if he was sure he was in the right place as he, St. Peter, had no record of him in the "reservation" book. Mr. Smith told St. Peter that he was sure he was in the right place because he had done many good things in his life. St. Peter looked again and said, "I can't find anything about you or any good works done by you". St. Peter then asked Mr. Smith to relate at least one incident where he had done a good work so that St. Peter could decide whether or not to let Mr. Smith come into heaven.
Mr. Smith, much relieved, told St. Peter that one day as he was walking down the street, he noticed, about a block ahead of him, a large group of big, burly, mean looking members of a motorcycle gang that had been terrorizing the town. He also noticed a little old lady trying to walk past them on her way to church. As the little old lady made her way past a particularly nasty looking gang member, he pushed her to the ground, grabbed her purse, and gave her a kick. Mr. Smith began to sprint toward the little old lady in an effort to try to help her. When he arrived on the scene, Mr. Smith pushed the gang member aside, helped the old lady up, and shouted at the gang members that they were never to do such a thing again and if they ever did they would have to deal with him personally again.
St. Peter was very much impressed with Mr. Smith's story. He told Mr. Smith how very brave he was to have confronted the entire motorcycle gang in an effort to help the little old lady. "So, Mr. Smith, just when did this incident happen?", St. Peter asked. "Oh, I believe it was about 10 minutes ago."
