Funny Wedding Poems
funny poem by Spike Milligan
Eurolove
I cannot
and I will not
No, I cannot love you less
Like the flower to the butterfly
The corsage to the dress
She turns my love to dust
my destination empty
my beliefs scattered: Diaspora!
Who set this course - and why?
Now my wings beat -
without purpose
Yet they speed.............
By: Spike Milligan
Funny Chat Up Poem
During the fifteen minute
gap between
Geography
and Maths
I asked Pamela Whitehorn
If she would like to go to the pictures.
"Yes."
With me?
"No."
Another case of break failure.
John Coldwell
Funny Wedding Stories "All Tied up in Knots" - at Amazon.com
Funny Wedding Tales at Amazon.co.uk
