Funny Poem - Coffee
You`ll be greeted by a nice cup of coffee
Coffee in Heaven
You'll be greated
by a nice cup of coffee
when you get to heaven
and strains of angelic harmony.
But wouldn't you be devasted
If they only server decaffeinated
While from the percolators of hell.
Your sould was assaulted
By satan's fresh Espresso smell?
- John Agard