British Comedians

	Tommy Cooper “You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
	Peter Sellers "Special delivery, a behm, were you expecting one?.. A Behm? Ahhhaaaahhhaaaoooww"
	Peter Kay "I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
	Catherine Tate “Did Graeme Norton break your heart, sir?” “Are you disrespecting me?”