Funny English sayings / quotes
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“Baby on Board” style sign in a Hong Kong car window:
Look! Our new baby is on our car!
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At a zoo in Thailand:
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
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Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab:
"Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash."
"This morning, I was walking outside,
when suddenly a big shower fell on me!"
(from Funny English Bloopers)