Funny Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer Jokes
New York's Lawyer Goes To Hell
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.
Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into
Heaven?"
The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a
quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked
Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel
affirmed that this was true. Saint Peter said, "Well, that's fine,
but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven." The Lawyer
said, "Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless
person a quarter." Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment
nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.
Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we
do with this fellow?" Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance,
then said to Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell
him to go to Hell."
