Cookies at your funeral
A man is on his death bed...
A Man is on his death bed close to passing a way.
Suddenly he tantalisingly smells the aroma of his favourite chocolate cookies drifting into his room.
With all his effort he manages to stagger downstairs in to the kitchen.
There he sees piles of his favourite cookies on the table.
With trembling hands he reaches out to grab a cookie.
However suddenly his hand is slapped with a spatula and his wife shouts out
“Get off, those are for your funeral.”
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