Dumb sayings

Wish -- To end all the killing in the world
Hobbies -- Hunting and fishing
from personal statistics of California Angel Bryan Harvey, flashed on the scoreboard at Anaheim Stadium

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people who make
them unsafe."
Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

 "After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school department is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post."
Philip Streifer, superintendent of schools, Barrington Rhode Island

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
baseball great Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series

i swear to drunk im not God

Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.