Author name: tejvan

The Dentist

A man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to
extract a wisdom tooth.

“Eighty dollars,” the dentist says.

“That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper
way?”

“Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use an anaesthetic, I can knock
the price down to $60.”

“That’s still too expensive,” the man complains.

“Okay,” says the dentist, “you can save on anaesthesia if I simply rip
the tooth out with a pair of pliers. I can knock the price down to $20.”

“Nope,” moans the man, “it’s still too much.”

“Well,” says the dentist, scratching his head, “if I let one of my
students do it without anaesthesia and a pair of pliers, I suppose I can
knock the price down to $10.”

“Marvellous,” says the man, “book my wife for next Tuesday!”

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All time classic sketch from the Two Ronnies. Brilliant writing, brilliant acting. They got the idea from a viewer who sent in a letter saying he had a customer coming in for ‘Fork Handles’ and he gave them four candles. The rest is embellishment.

A great video, which is also sharp satire on the old British class system.

John Cleese, Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett.