Basil Fawlty Lives
Some friends hired a cottage in the Cotswolds to record some music of Sri Chinmoy. Rather than risk sleeping on a spare couch, I booked a nearby B&B. More expensive, but you can’t put a price on a good night’s sleep.
I was greeted at the door by a rather flustered old lady. I mentioned I had booked a room and with this, an even more flustered old man appeared from the kitchen. He said in greeting:
“O no, this is the last thing I need!”
I think he was talking to himself out loud, but maybe he was talking to me.
He proceeded to unload all his burdens and frustrations. His elderly mother had let five gentlemen stay – despite them not having any reservations. As a result, my room was already taken, and it was really a great inconvenience now that I had shown up. He continued:
“I’ve had a very bad day, we’ve had a flood, methane gas escaping from the boiler, the builders causing a problem and my mother overbooking. With you turning up it’s really put the cap on my bad day.”
He explained there was one spare room left – not en-suite like the one I booked – but the room which had experienced a small flood.
I didn’t know whether to feel guilty for turning up or lucky to be given a musty room which was damp despite having no bathroom. (more…)