The Dentist
A man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to
extract a wisdom tooth.
“Eighty dollars,†the dentist says.
“That’s a ridiculous amount,†the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper
way?â€
“Well,†the dentist says, “if you don’t use an anaesthetic, I can knock
the price down to $60.â€
“That’s still too expensive,†the man complains.
“Okay,†says the dentist, “you can save on anaesthesia if I simply rip
the tooth out with a pair of pliers. I can knock the price down to $20.â€
“Nope,†moans the man, “it’s still too much.â€
“Well,†says the dentist, scratching his head, “if I let one of my
students do it without anaesthesia and a pair of pliers, I suppose I can
knock the price down to $10.â€
“Marvellous,†says the man, “book my wife for next Tuesday!â€
Did you hear about the yogi who went to the dentist without using anesthetic?
He wanted to practise transcend dental medication
- Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes.
- Patient: And how much will it cost?
- Dentist: It’s $90.00.
- Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
- Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
Pardon me for a moment, please,” said the dentist to the victim, “but before beginning this work I must have my drill.” “Good heavens, man!” exclaimed the patient irritably. “Can’t you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?”
They are very entertaining!