These word explanations are from: The Uxbridge English Dictionary Seventeenth Edition (approx) Completely revived As heard on “I’m sorry I haven’t a clue.”
English words and their Real meaning:
- Jacobites – Micheal Jacksons range of snacks
- Shamrock – Useless tribute band
- Moustache – Got to run quick
- Hacksaw – Tabloid report
- Cinquecento – A hundred year old Chinaman
- Cocoa Bean – An ex clown
- Coiffeur – A pretentious drinker
- Dodo – A repeat of the Simpsons.
And there’s more. If you want more of the same, there is a whole post of Uxbridge English dictionary here